A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
by namfonos November 14, 2012
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When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.
(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!
by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011
Get the Golden Ticket mug.A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.
More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.
Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.
More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.
Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.
by Jim The Rug Muncher November 2, 2008
Get the A Ding Dong Ticket mug.A pity ticket is given out in an arcade. When you lose a game, the machine gives you a single ticket for trying. This is a pity ticket.
Wow, Steve totally sucks at Smokin' Token. He totally missed the target and got the single pity ticket for losing.
Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)
Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)
by TheDictionKing July 1, 2008
Get the pity ticket mug.Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!
by Steve-M July 30, 2008
Get the fun ticket mug.A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.
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