When the ocean dries up

An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.

"Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?"
"When the ocean dries up, man!"

by ProfessorMOfficial June 20, 2022

When the ocean dries up

never; an extremely long time.

"Dude, shut up. I'm trying to listen to my music."
"I'll stop talking when the ocean dries up!"

by ProfessorMOfficial May 17, 2022

When bros are your hoes

When bros are on the same mental level it’s scary

John: I was watching monsters inc university and osma kappa
Mark: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

John: when bros are your hoes...

by Kpetee71 July 17, 2019

when you get shit on

Uzii booty shit head

Your gonna stink when you get shit on

by When you get shit on December 25, 2020

when me and your mom

it is usually used with a Sutter but if you want to be fancy say really fast and run

"when me- me and- when your- mom- and I-"
"WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM" *runs*

by :)casper:) November 16, 2021

only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve June 03, 2011

me when taco bell

i will shart the god damn toilet toilet

me when taco bell made me shart like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by yourlocalmemer July 17, 2022