Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by anonymous January 9, 2021

fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

by dmcormond July 11, 2007

take out

Shorthand for "chinese takeout" and "chinese takeaway." Called "carry away" in British slang.

I had take out for dinner last night.

by richardc020 August 23, 2010

take a number

The reply to a statement, implying that there are many others with the same feeling.

"I want to sleep with you"
"Take a number"

by jamesf October 12, 2004

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

by hn9090 May 20, 2009

Take the L

'Take the L' means 'take the loss.'

This became really popular for some reason, and is often used when someone gets roasted or when they loose/fail (at) something.

Lol, Ricegum came out with a new diss track about Jacob Sagitarus! He's gonna take the L again!😂😂

by Lia and lidi July 5, 2016

take the cake

To be an extreme or special instance, as if it wins a cake for being so extreme or special. Usually used in the form "I have seen/heard a lot of (variable), but (this) takes the cake." A common, but aging phrase in Scandinavian languages.

A: Did you see that girl?
B: Yeah. I've seen a lot of girls in my life, but she takes the cake.
A: I'd let her take the cake any day.
B: You're an idiot.

by Bennyishere January 12, 2009