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Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.
“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”
by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021
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stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine
buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.
by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022
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Stocking the fridge

Term for when you are secretly having a circle jerk with a buddy but don’t want anyone to know
We went up to the party sweet and were stocking the fridge
by Dirt Cdn Yank April 10, 2019
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The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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Chicken stock

(written куром на смех in Russian): when one does or says something so silly/stupid/ridiculous/idiotic- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make a laughing stock out of you.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2022
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stock daf

This is a DAF truck with no customization or non-standtard parts. These are usually driven by boring people with no taste of personilzation.
Phil gets so wet when he sees a stock daf, he will spend 15 hours in the customizer shop just to come out with a stock daf.
by angrygiraffemccoy October 1, 2020
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Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever
Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”
by 12345808 April 30, 2021
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