spartamon

Best pokemon ever. Appears as a halfsized Leonidas in full Greek battle armor. Capable of more than the traditional four moves, but cannot learn or forget any. The moves are as follows-

SPARTAKICK - Delivers a wonderful blow to the chest and hurls the enemy towards the nearest bottomless pit. Causes confusion.

SPARTAYELL - Reduces enemy's ATTACK and COCKSIZE. Move cannot be commanded, and is performed randomly.

PHALANX - Hardens the pokemon, increasing DEFENSE while inflicting critical damage. Causes enemy trainer frustration.

THISISSPARTA - Pokemon instantly literally explodes in a fit of rage, though the other pokemon isnt affected much, except that now it has a firm understanding of where it is in its life, and realizes that its merely a fictional character, therefor proceeding to also explode, considering its lost its will to live, causing a massive confusion for both trainers. This confusion causes the two trainers to engage in hand to hand combat, resulting in other trainers to come pick sides. The escalating combat then draws in opposing nations, which eventually leads to the downfall of man. In a video game.

GODOFWAR - Causes Kratos to interfere in a completely different video game. He appears in complete confusion, and shouts and curses at people ranting on about killing zeus, then vanishes. Nothing else really happens.

*Oh no! BUG CATCHER wants to battle!!*

-" Go CATERPIE!!"

- "Go SPARTAMON!!"

- "SPARTAMON, use PHALANX!!"
*SPARTAMON used PHALANX!*
*SPARTAMONS DEFENSE rose!*
*CATERPIE became frustrated!*
*CATERPIE used STRING SHOT!!*

- "SPARTAMON, use GODOFWAR!!"
*SPARTAMON used GODOFWAR!!*
*Mystical KRATOS appeared!!!*
*KRATOS yelled alot!!*
*CATERPIE is unaffected!*
*CATERPIE used TACKLE*

- "SPARTAMON, use SPARTAKICK!!!"
*SPARTAMON used SPARTAKICK!!*
*CATERPIE fell down a hole!!*
*Its not very effective*
*CATERPIE is confused!!*
*CATERPIE is unable to move!*

- "SPARTAMON, use THISISSPARTA!!"
*SPARTAMON used THISISSPARTA!*

Gameboy shuts off as it thunders in the distance...

by blackmail102 June 1, 2010

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sparta kick

To sparta kick is to like drop kick someone, or you can like kick really hard into their butt or back. When you kick you yell out "FOR SPARTA". It came from the movie "300" when King Leonidas kicked the messager guy into the hole. For about a day it was known as "Yar Kick" to add epicness.

Denay: *putting stuff away in locker talking la la la la*
Andee: *lifts up leg and yells out*For Sparta! *kicks Denay*
Denay: &%$%^$*&(*^

or

Anna: oh my gawd i am going to sparta kick denay after lunch she got my ass like 5 times today
Angel: hahahah okay what ever anna

by annuhgator December 25, 2007

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Sparta

Sparta is a small agricultural society leading the European Union. Its main values are democracy, justice and freedom of all men. Its gifts to mankind are arts and religion, and is renowned for their great army.

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!, on the other hand, (note the difference in number of AAAAAAAs) is a perpetual bloodbath notorious for their blood-red beaches, severed body parts strewn across the ground, 6 women being raped simotanously, and their hand in their pants. Residents of the city spend their free time skinny-dipping in hot tubs filled with blood, larynges, ears, eyeballs, blood, small intestines, large intestines, large intestines stuffed inside small intestines, and, to the horror of many blood. If you go to SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!, be sure to bring a large army, your balls, and several thousand gallons of moonshine.

“Note To Self:Do No Take Midnight walks In Sparta, When Insane Leaders Are Around......”

~ The Persians on Sparta

by DINING IN HEELLL! February 17, 2009

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