Spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

“Oh god, I’m spoonsing so hard right now,” he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

spoonsing

Being horny for or feeling sexual attraction towards metal spoons.

"Oh god, I'm spoonsing so hard right now," he muttered staring into the utensil drawer.

by Crusty Spoon July 25, 2024

Spoons

A card game invented by Pedrito Diaz in Peurto Rico in the 1800's

Pedro never loses spoons. He is the spoon.

by Shaanr August 9, 2025

Spoonsexual

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.

The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.

by a midget goblin with a spear August 27, 2025

Spoonsnaffler

A person who frequents Wetherspoons for the purpose of stealing condiments.

"Mandy is a prolific Spoonsnaffler, I'm surprised he hasn't been caught"

by Harry Brown and Earl July 6, 2025

Spooning

Spooning is where you shove a spoon up your/or someones ass. You then pull it out and eat their shit.
This can also be done with a pussy: You drink the pussy juice after you put it up.

"I was spooning her so hard last night!"
"I got spooned in my ass!"

by 9275673892987654567890- November 6, 2025

Spoonige

Elite ,top tier ,best of the best spooning technique.

Giiirrrllll you think you can handle my spoonige game ....

by Dr.Bigz December 4, 2025