slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

cunt smasher

Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.

"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"

"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"

by pringles978 January 11, 2009

smushed

to be really, really drunk

omg last night i was so smushed i snogged the dog

by miss egg March 28, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

wang smasher

a large woman that tends to be of the whorish persuasion

Damn Frank, that buffalo must be about 3 bills, she's a definite wang smasher.

by anix1 January 14, 2010

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017