happy sponge

Some one who sucks the fun out of everything when your havin a great time

You: omg that was great
Friend: so. Tottally need to do it again
You: it wasn't that great
Friend: your such a happy sponge you suck the fun out of everything

by ginga ninga October 13, 2011

sploge sponge

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.

"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

Dick Sponge

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".

This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.

by htothec June 21, 2012

Hate Sponge

A kind of call centre job you might find yourself doing one day. Essentially, it's any job where you sit and take complaints, but don't have any authority to fix the problem or help the customer, so all you can do is sit there and sponge up all the hate and anger they're directing at the company or product. Hence, Hate Sponge.

Anna: "So I heard you're working at SOME CORPORATION now"
John: "Yeah, but I'm just a hate sponge. It sucks."

by wordsmiths August 27, 2013

orange slinger

A derogatory term used to describe Mexicans. The term derives from the abundance of Mexican people, whom sell bags of oranges on the street corners, seen primarily in Floridia.

This town is full of orange slingers.

by sodycommers January 19, 2014

rainbow sponge

dope.

"I hope you buy a rainbow sponge and it doesn't work!" said Hope to Danielle.

Basically, Hope said that she hopes Danielle buys some drugs, but they aren't drugs; they're fake drugs.

by rossbrunch February 28, 2014

conversational sponge

Someone who listens to a conversation but never contributes

Jenny is such a Conversational Sponge! I want her to say something!

by iwinalot7 February 9, 2015