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Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.
"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"
by Syndo September 24, 2009
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fire shits

origin:
unknown

Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate

Function: noun

1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.
"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"

"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."
by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004
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Shits and Johnsons

n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.
by William Lee January 22, 2004
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Shitserv

A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.

Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv
John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...

Peter: Why?

John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...

Peter: SICK!!!
by jefflencioni February 18, 2010
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shits disgusting b

A phrase started by a legend named "flipper the skit fiend".

It means anything that aint right, or a confirmation statement.
These niggas is Corny..Shits disgusting b.

Yo.this nigga got bodied....Shits disgusting b.

Im bout to go and make a burnt bologne sandwich...Shits disgusting b.

It's mangos son....Shits disgusting b.
by Flipper da skit fiend February 28, 2008
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shitshit

noun: busy work that you really don't want to do but it must be done otherwise you are screwed.

Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated
Damn, I need to get a lil' shitshit done by tomorrow.

AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.
by bigdbag May 26, 2007
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shitsburg

The Shitsburg squeelers qb is a traumatized vegatable.
by exodusownsshitsburg September 24, 2008
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