happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?

In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone

by Zoggi June 11, 2006

jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006

proletarian shopping

Looting; when the working class goes apeshit and steals large quantities of merchandise en masse, usually accompanied by vandalism, arson, and violence against the police.

The revolution is here! Lets smash those fucking windows and do some proletarian shopping!

by stuzzzzz January 7, 2008

belly slapping

Havin sex in good ol missinary 👍🏼

I was belly slapping Kim last night

by Swagmasterp May 15, 2016

Slapping Sally.

When a girl pleasures herself by rubbing between her legs.

Alison enjoyed slapping sally so much that she was in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome.

by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004

infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.

"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"

by Bryan B June 9, 2005

Shopping Cart

a girl(or catcher in a gay relationship) wears roller skates on both hands and feet. The guy then pounds her from behind while pushing her around like a shopping cart.

that dirty chica, she wanted to do shopping cart.

by AwesomeMcSaint April 17, 2008