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Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023
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Darren Schmidt

I made him up
Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up
by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024
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"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 6, 2024
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Alica Schmidt

She is 26 year old German female athlete known as the hottest athlete.
by creeper-lurkki November 28, 2025
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pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011
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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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Pull a schmicky

When you get loaded and go home to beat your wife
At the divorce hearing Marks wife said he constantly would pull a schmicky on her
by akafume April 25, 2019
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