smoochie

Noun: An obese, insecure, and somewhat neurotic female person; between the ages of 15 and 40 (some what like fat groupies). They are often found wearing too tight and/or loud clothing. Smoochies congragate in bars, clubs, and after hours restaurants. Beware of a smoochie wearing vertical stripes.

"Get a load of that smoochie!", "That smoochie won't stop following me", "Oh my lord that smoochie's belly is coming through her clothes."

by Ronnie (the smoochie luv-a) September 2, 2004

gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011

smooch

to rub your genitals on someone vigourasly

yo dog, I smooched your mumma's face last night and she was like "oh thats good smooching"

by louis April 26, 2005

smooch

An endearing term for whisker biscuit

"If I wear crotchless panties one could see my smooch on full display"

by Amy January 11, 2005

smoochie wallace

A wet, romantic kiss that last for a long time and usually is involved in a relationship

Dude, this chick asked me to give her a smoochie wallace and she loved it.

by S. James More October 21, 2012

Smock Party

A BAMF gay pride party where the attendees must wear different colored band aids on their bodies and a different colored nail polish on each finger nail.

Jeffree Star: omg, so are you're going to Greg's smock party?
Chris Crocker: any excuse to taste your rainbow, baby!

by ilovechriscrocker&jeffreestar February 18, 2009

shdocvw.dll

"shdocvw.dll" is another Microsoft trolling file that attempts to piss you off for uninstalling IE8 and other Microsoft Programs.

WARNING: Do not attempt to clean your Windows computer. It needs the clusterfuck of uselessness to thrive.

It is usually located in Windows/System32 but has been known to magically disappear or sometimes fail.

It cannot be destroyed, and will send countless and repetitive pop-ups whenever you open Messenger, IE, or programs that use similar libraries.

FIX'D: Re-install Internet Explorer 8 for great justice and less Official Microsoft Spamboxes.

Faithful Windows Faggot:

"Oh fuck my life, another error in Windows. What's this then? 'shdocvw.dll'?
Oh, well that's simple, I'll just copy a non corrupted version of this library file over this corrupted one!
OH WAIT ITS MICROSOFT LOL NVM BRB INTERNETS"

by Whatifiwanttousemyrealname? November 9, 2009