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Retrocringe

When you later remember something you drunkenly did, usually something embarrassing.
Oh my god, I just had a total Retrocringe about last night!
by T_girl February 4, 2010
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mercury retrograde

A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.

during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost

2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches
I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde

smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches

co-workers: uhhh its July still.

smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE
by justapaperbag July 26, 2006
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Rebrownguy

when someone rebounds from their partner with a brown guy sexually.
Iqbal is so the rebrownguy.
by Midnighttlc June 11, 2006
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retrowave

Synthwave with a dark dystopian cyberpunk noir aesthetic;

A sub-genre of synthwave.
"I really love new retrowave artists like Kalax, let's go snort some cocaine while we fuck around with VR now."
by 77913845 June 5, 2018
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Fucking Retrospect

A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...
Looking back in fucking retrospect, I realized that cute girl didn't want to know the time: she was actually interested in me!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005
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reproduce

The act of repopulating a species
The way to repopulate is to reproduce
by CL67 June 12, 2017
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retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.
Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.
by tellitizaman September 10, 2010
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