when a girl queef-farts over and over again on your pecker--not letting it out after you've spoodged. it's like a vagina raspberry.
I told this ho that I wanted to get a quiffbomb from her and she said sure. all together, it was $300. It was all right though, she said, "I been fixed."
by mal considine September 21, 2005
Get the quiffbomb mug.The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.
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Get the quiffers mug.past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...
"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
Get the quaff mug.An act achieved only through the flawless execution of two simultaneous maneuvers by a female.
The first action to perform a queffy will require the ability to queef on command. This is a skill mastered through years of dedication and grueling vaginal exercises. So open up your poonies and take a deep breath ladies. The second and most important act is to quickly and yet skillfully grab a pussycat, settle it comfortably between your legs where it is alarmed but not alarmed enough to claw the goodies, and expel that warm sack of air you've been waiting to release.
Congrats, you have just performed a queffy (queefing on a pussy)
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The first action to perform a queffy will require the ability to queef on command. This is a skill mastered through years of dedication and grueling vaginal exercises. So open up your poonies and take a deep breath ladies. The second and most important act is to quickly and yet skillfully grab a pussycat, settle it comfortably between your legs where it is alarmed but not alarmed enough to claw the goodies, and expel that warm sack of air you've been waiting to release.
Congrats, you have just performed a queffy (queefing on a pussy)
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Alex and Sally were in the kitchen when without warning, he grabbed her adorable Yorkie and farted on it. In a rage, Sally grabbed his pussycat, sucked air into her vagina, and laid a big fucking queffy on it.
by Summer.of.87 August 14, 2016
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