prostitute

Paid replacement for a man's right hand

I'm worn out, so I think I'll hire a prostitute for tonight.

by MineIgga March 30, 2015

slanderous prostitute

A type of insult used by those who cannot say the word "slut" and or "whore" in the moment being. This word can refer to the male or female, depending on which one you're arguing about your "payment" with.

Bobby called Ryan a "slanderous prostitute" as he denied him pleasure, and walked out the door with the money.

Poor Bobby.

by X Raleigh X March 10, 2008

campus prostitute

a woman who is going to collage and is a prostitute to pay her way through collage.she does most of her work on campus servicing male students and perhaps teachers but sometimes off campus to.

Kathy is a campus prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 October 26, 2009

Prostitute

A prostitute is simply a person who has sex for money

Girl: mom I'm a prostitute
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then

by ~:^) April 11, 2014

Prostituticrastination

Extreme susceptibility to procrastination; being so prone to distraction and diversions that it is like "prostituting oneself to procrastination"; a pop culture form of Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). Often develops in high school seniors, similar to (and sometimes synonymous with) "Senioritis".

Filling out that MySpace bulletin survey instead of writing my essay for school was total prostituticrastination.

by Abbwey March 16, 2009

Prostitutional

Banging, Amazing, Unbelievable.....

Yo, that score I just got on the test was prostitutional!

by Fanchero May 14, 2009

Prostitot

A member of or belonging to the very notorious group of children and adoloscents that promisciuosly prostitute themselves or showcase their bodies for the viewing pleasures and displeasures of those surrounding them. Often times they indicate themselves by a prodigious amount of make up and a bare minimum amount of clothes, which is their beacon to pedofiles and young sexual bloomers alike.
Often these tribal figures are armed with baby poon and prostitosticles.

Man 1: hey man, look at that prostitot... she must be seven by the looks of the cleavage she is trying to show.
mAN 2 : crap, i think i just vomited a little in my mouth. her skirt is show casing a thong that i didn't know they made in her size.
man 1 : It's probably a midgets thong....
Man 2 : No, actually, i've seen those at the local Libby Loo.
Man 1 : Fucking Bratz dolls....

by Skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009