queer pressure

1. The act of a homosexual trying to get you to be just like him

2. The act of a homosezual trying to force you to engage in unusual sex.

Bob: Hi Fred. Wanna have some fun?

Fred: AHHHHHHH! Queer pressure! My dad already made me do it. Not again!

by Andrew Won June 10, 2007

peer pressure

an all powerful force that keeps us from learning from other's mistakes

Jim's uncle died of lung cancer, but its just this once, and all of his friends are lighting up.

by lankybrown December 2, 2004

Pleasure Town Machine

A two-sided man suit constructed for the purpose of sexual intercourse with two partners at once. Created as a response to the growing popularity of "fur suits", the Pleasure Town Machine represents both irony and functionality in the sexual fetish world. Not only can the wearer insert his penis through the front of the costume, the reverse side has a prosthetic phallus for said dual intercourse.

"Did you see that dude in the man-suit, he's totally spoiling our party, even though he can get it on from both sides. It must be the fabled Pleasure Town Machine."

-Woman in fur suit, oveheard at a furry convention.

www.pleasuretownmachine.com

by Jimmydeath March 6, 2009

pressure wank

A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.

Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).

When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!

There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooof! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!

And enjoy till empty.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!

by Karlos December 25, 2008

pleasure pocket

A woman's vagina. Not to be used to describe the anus, or better yet, butthole. This is because the anus, unlike the vagina, continues onto the large and small intestines. The vagina has the characteristics of a pocket.

Damn! Kristys got a really tight pleasure pocket! She must not get banged on a regular basis!

by Jose Salasar May 28, 2007

pressure washer

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

by Jman December 21, 2004

Pleasure tear

The act of making a female shed a tear during any sort of sexual activity from intense pleasure.

Oh my gosh. This guy I was hooking up with last night was so good, I had pleasure tears.

by winetime1969 August 13, 2019