Poofcat

A gay cat who likes to dress up in fetish wear/ rides in the front of cars/ doesn't like to be put in a kettle

Poofcat pie tastes good and wholesome

by jayjay October 22, 2003

Poof

When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.

"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.

by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006

Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

by Phoofie King June 6, 2010

poofer

n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom

Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

poof point

a life changing Disney movie with the guy from hanging with Mr. Cooper in it.

I was with this chick and I couldn't reach my poof point.

by jeremy ryan April 7, 2004

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

poof'd

to be high

man 1: yo, what did you do after the party?
man 2: me and tim went and got poof'd!

by aaa! January 17, 2009