wifflebird's definitions

Butt Spiders

Another term for an itchy sphincter. Can be caused by remaining "butt particles" i.e. failure to clean properly or by the onset of hemorhoids. May also be caused by sand, dirt, etc. in underwear.

After sitting at the beach for hours, she felt like she had butt spiders making a nest on her bunghole.

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

Fagatta

A gathering of homosexuals on boats, usually away from harbor, for a major gay party. They usually tie their boats up together in groups and then can jump from boat to boat. Slang derived from word "regatta."

The annual fagatta is this weekend. Don't forget your lube!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

Stinky Toe

Any toe, but particularly the big toe, infected with nail rotting fungus and or athletes foot.

The party broke up quickly after I got out my stinky toe and showed everybody.

by wifflebird April 8, 2008

Butt Particle

Any small particulate matter left behind on a toilet seat. This can include, but is not limited to, small dried flakes of poo, small seeds, bits of dirt, etc. This does NOT include "butt smears" or "dookie tracks."

I grossed out over the huge amount of butt particles he left behind on the toilet seat.

by wifflebird April 8, 2008

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

Punkin' Dunkin'

The autoerotic act of fucking a pumpkin through a hole carved out in the side of the pumpkin.

"When there's frost on the punkin, it's time for punkin' dunkin'"

by wifflebird April 8, 2008

Bag City

A store or section thereof dominated primarily by cheap, bulk, bagged items. Can also refer to any place that seems shabby or inhabited by "bag people."

I had to go shopping in Bag City today. That place is a real Bag City.

by wifflebird April 8, 2008