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poof dunny 

An Australian term for a public toilet block which is known to be frequented by homosexual men for sex. Sometimes on the walls of the cubicles there are adverts written in pen about cock size, phone numbers, meeting times and such of the writer. The toilets may also be frequented by poofter bashers. Watch your arse if you go to a public toilet anywhere in the inner-city beachside suburbs of Melbourne, junkies may frequent as well. George Michael is a fan of English public toilet architecture.
Xavier and Stefan were delighted at the opening of the world's largest poof dunny in St. Kilda, designed by George Michael, the world famous poof dunny aficionado. It has 500 cubicles and the world's longest piss trough where multitudes can line up and size up each other's cocks.

poof-diddle

Small, round pieces of fuzz that come off of clothing and other cloth objects.
The shirt has been worn so much that it is now covered in poof-diddles.
poof-diddle by Gretchy-poo May 17, 2010

Cheesy Poof-dust 

The gloriously orange dust that coats one's fingers after enjoying some Cheesy Poof action
"Shaniqua was head to toe Cheesy Poof-dust..Girlfriend loves her Cheesy Poofs"

"Eat my Cheesy Poof-dust" ...

poof daddy 

The greatest nick name for the best looking dogs. Generally loves barking, playing and sniffing all the perfect butts.

All poof daddy dogs are generally fully named 'Hugo'
"Omg is that poof daddy over there smelling that perfect but? !"yah it is... that's just his nick name though. His real name is Hugo"
poof daddy by meah22 August 30, 2015

Poof Diggity 

what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.
“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”

“....dude. Poof diggity.”
Poof Diggity by Miss Poof August 18, 2020

poof doof 

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof
poof doof by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020