pergurt

When you go skydiving with a pocket full of noodles.

Q: Do you think bowtie pasta or angel hair pasta will work better for a pergurt?

Murr: The angel hair for sure

by Horizon in the Steel City October 28, 2013

Pervaste

A word used by kinky people to show they acknowledge and respect the kinks of others. It is often used to mean that they play respectfully and are looking for more than a hookup.

Pervaste, the kinky person in me sees and honors the kinky in you

by Wordiculous June 22, 2020

Some Person on the Internet

Right-wing extremist animation YouTuber who is kind of a simp but that's ok.

Person 1: Hey, what's that YouTuber who makes dead silent animations expressing his far-right political views?
Person 2: Which one...?
Person 1: The one we watched yesterday when a furry recommended him to us.
Person 2: Oh yeah, Some Person on the Internet.

by m2345m April 13, 2021

Jake Peralta

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.

Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 22, 2018

Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

Tony Perry

The finest Guitarist you'll ever see in your life also known to be in the band Pierce The Veil, if you check out this band please know that they will destroy your life . So will Tony Perry

Holy Shit have you seen Tony Perry?
who the guitarists ?
No stupid the sex god !

by lalalaland123 February 18, 2015

Persona Vibes

A term used by Persona 5 fans when they hear a jazz song.

Person 1: "This song gives me major Persona Vibes"
Person 2: "John, its called jazz"

by thefunnyman24 December 29, 2020