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Peniscular

something that is erect and upright
That flag pole is very peniscular.
by Chance Bunnell January 9, 2008
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Penis Christ

When chicks can't get enough of your penis and worship it.
Girl: I found Penis Christ. He's in Eugene's pants.
by Roughsex August 18, 2015
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Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.
by Hugh Jazzdich October 28, 2013
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Vlasic Penis

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.
Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?
by Poyfect September 1, 2018
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.
by wowKostas August 6, 2020
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Nanosize penis

Nanosize penis = Nav
Nav needed a magnifying glass to be able to see his nanosize penis
by ashwindar October 17, 2008
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internet penis

Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs.

Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."

Synonymous with e-penis

+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
You're the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make Dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in "Legend of Binkly". Your internet penis is -huge-.
by Honor April 19, 2006
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