Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson did a wonderful acting job playing Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", but lost copious amounts of respect when he gained the role of Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.

He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.

Girl 1: OMG Robert Pattinson is sooo hot!

Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter!

Girl 1: You mean in Twilight?

Girl 2: ....no.

by Kaffro March 30, 2010

Patten

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

by patten94 December 26, 2010

Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

by tacosaf April 9, 2015

patron pussy

When a female can't orgasm because she drank too much alcohol. The shortened term "PP" may also be used. (Female version of whiskey dick).

He was fuckin me so good but I couldn't finish cause I had patron pussy.

I wish I didn't drink that much last night, he was hot as fuck and had a nice dick but I had the PP.

by Potatopie91 August 26, 2017

Payton

An amazingly stunning person with a personality that will make you melt. She often has a smile that you would die for and a laugh that brightens the day! She is beautiful inside and out and deserves the world.

“Everyone should strive to be a Payton.”

by *Payton* June 19, 2018

Payton

Payton is an amazing athlete and loves ice sports. She is friends with everyone and thinks most girls are drama queens. She's very clumsy and alwaus has a smile on her face, as nice as she is she's not the best with secrets.

Guy1:Dude did you see that amazing save he made!
Guy2: bro that's payton, she's a girl
Guy1: you're kidding right
Guy2: no she's my sister's best friend

by Paytonamazegirl July 24, 2018

Paxton

A turd too large to belong to a small dog such as a yorkie

I heard Johnny Depp’s wife shit in his bed.

No, it was his yorkie.

But it was a paxton.

by Batman219 February 12, 2019