number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

your days are numbered

1)I am going to hurt and/or kill you.

2)You don't have much time before you get into big trouble.

"Your days are numbered," growled the henchman, taking out a knife.

When Robby broke the vase, he knew his days were numbered and that his mother would be very angry at him.

by Newbia June 2, 2004

Nuclear Cruise

A better name for a Long Island Iced Tea. Only to be used on a Funship. Preferably with Shelia and Non-Shelia

"Yo Armand, can we have a round of Nuclear Cruises, gotta get ready to stanky leg at the D-Y-NASTY"

by Nard Dawg March 11, 2010

Nuclear Coffee

Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.

"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."

by Da Chetster March 25, 2013

Nuclear piss

When you piss in a hot shower and the heat / steam from the water increases the stank to an unbearable level.

Dude i had the worst nuclear piss this morning, it about gassed me out of the shower.

pee nuke piss stink shower

by B.Robert B. May 29, 2013

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus March 10, 2016

Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017