Myspace Number

Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.

Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number

by AnthonyAhiga August 24, 2010

almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006

Blowing Numbers

Being drunk or intoxicated

She's such a lightweight, after just 2 Jack n Coke's she was blowing numbers!

by Sgt. Lt. August 3, 2008

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

Butol number

The maximum distance you have ever been from another human being, in miles.

Even hiking alone in the woods, it's hard to get your butol number over 20. There are just too many people.

by antonym45 March 26, 2010

Number 2.5

When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.

mate, why were you in the toilet so long?

I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..

by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017

password number

The number of times you enter the wrong password before finally slowing down and meticulously typing it in, key by key, to finally log in.

Sporting a password number of 3, John carefully pecked in "watermelon" after accidentally typing in the incorrect passwords "watremelon", "wtaermelon" and "watermleon.

by J Fentastic January 7, 2011