number line

Its a line of fucking numbers!!!

How many numbers are on the number line?

by #skylar April 19, 2018

Number 1

Stefán Karl Stefánsson

he will always be number 1 in our hearts :(

Coach: Who is number 1?
Me: Stefán Karl Stefánsson
Team: *cries*

by Frick me daddy August 30, 2018

ass number

a random number - one that's pulled right out of the ass

No, I didn't calculate the sale price - it's an ass number

by Carl Barringer June 19, 2007

Number neighbor

Someone who still hasn’t messaged me back

Me : he I’m your number neighbor !
Number neighbor :

by applepeach August 7, 2019

Number One Stunna

A young affluent man who is more wealthy, and worldly, than James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGuyver.

Being in the presence of a #1 Stunna may cause otherwise calm people to stutter.

Baby: I'ma a hard stun'n nigga like Evil Knievel!!!!
Wayne: Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people
Baby: I'm the Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?
Baby: The Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?

by Mr.Fisk April 7, 2009

number 5

when you take a crap and realize you craped blood

dude i just took a wicked number 5

by guywhohighfives May 30, 2011

naughty numbers

A game called "naughty numbers" in which you spread a deck of cards on the floor, (remove the kings and queens.) Flip all the cards face down. Now, someone picks up a card, and someone else has to dare them to do something the number of times inidicated on the card chosen. (Usually sexual.)

Examples of dares in naughty numbers:
1. Mosh whilst naked # times!
2. Flash people # times.
3. Shed # peices of clothing.
4. Etc. :)

by Kelsey, Sarah, Brittany October 30, 2007