Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

cold Manson

an act of crawling into a dog tent to do a line of ketamine, followed by inhalation of "whip-it" (nitrous oxide), followed by a big sip of ice-cold Margarita. Usually performed outside at a festival or camp out setting.

I went to camp Hyena last night for a cold Manson and woke up today absolutely bamboozled.

by Gobkin May 27, 2021

Cold Zobo

an intentionally false statement. In other words, a lie.

Originating from colloquial slang from Western-Africa.

Psych, even this definition is cold zobo!

P.S. it is not lol

by marvy101 September 18, 2022

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011

Common-cold

Joshua Dovey

HOST:What word in the dictionary would Joshua be?
KIA: "Common-Cold"
Host: "That's two words"
Kia: "Not if I can help it, add it to the dictionary"
Host: "If it gets added, I'll give you that"
Kia: "To all people, please accept so I can win this. Your vote changes lives!"

by YouKnow...ThatGuy January 11, 2019

cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013