Musktarded

retarded, but basically in a special way, in a Musk way.

The act of being immature despite being in your 50s, reckless, egoistical, selfish, reckless, making decisions on impulse and ego rather than long term profits (like changing Twitter to X) on too of that being a nazi and bigot, but in a edgy teenager type of way to the point of being so pathetic you’re not taken seriously.

In other words, being a retarded pathetic Musk-like edgelord that just happens to have a lot of money.

Elon is so musktarded.

by t00c00lforscho00l March 7, 2025

musktrocity

The reckless dismantling of our country's agencies and human rights, orchestrated by Elon Musk, and approved by Donald Trump in 2025.

I had to pay $10 for a loaf of bread, thanks to the deplorable Musktrocity we are currently under.

by Hagrid Willaby March 13, 2025

Musking

The constant dripping of blood from your dick due to permanent bladder damage caused by excessive use of ketamine.

I've got to wear a man diaper for the rest of my life because my dick is musking from all the ketamine I took while destroying
America.

by Poop fort May 31, 2025

Musking

The act of taking ketamine, ecstasy, and mushrooms all at once (adderall is optional).

- Hey are you going to the rave tonight?
- Yeah! We're musking, right?

by zzzAnonymousCatzzz June 3, 2025

Muskets at Dawn

When your arguing with the boss of the house and shits about to go down

Her: Do this, Do that, Don't forget to bring the bin in

Him: Fuck off! I'm going to the pub

*world freezes*

Muskets at dawn pops up for everyone to see

by DS798 August 29, 2025

Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

Muskism

Muskism is tiny dick energy, which refers to actions and statements undertaken to foster one's own standing. The name relates to Elon Musk who manipulated the AI tool on his platform Twitter (renamed to "X" due to muskism) to alwys return a positive verdict if his name was used in any context. Examples of this include positive affirmations of his ability to perform in porn films as well as competing in sports with high-level athletes.

He is doing Muskism (alternatively: He is acting muskish). Describing preposterous behaviour by men in elevated positions.
What a brilliant display of Muskism. Typically uttered incredulously and stunned about a man's statement.

by TheOrdinaryCitizenCriticising January 9, 2026