murphy's law

1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy

1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!

2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

Drop kick murpheys

awsome band,so awsome that words cant describe it

Drop Kick Murpheys are so fuckin awsome! Fuck rap!

by Jesus Fellano September 25, 2003

MURPHORSAIDS

Noun. The true reason for mutilated cows.

a women comes into the ups store shipping horse semen. murph with a cut on this finger bleeds into the horse semen. horses all over the country are now infested with murphorsaids. escaping from there pastures and fucking holes into the sides of cattle across the nation

by pukes litterson December 19, 2008

Murphy Middle School

Murphy Middle School is a school FILLED with shitheads,potheads and gayheads.The principle looks like he’s on cocaine 24/7 and the teachers have no respect for students.most girls think they are “thicc” and got sum to show.the guys suck eachothers dick in the locker room and watch porn together.EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE is white washed and are whores.overall fuck Murphy and fuck your dad.have a good day kiddos!

Murphy Middle School can suck my ass and call me daddy 8======D

by comesuckmydickbrother February 19, 2019

Cassidy Murphy

a. someone you would never want to mess with

b. a general free spirit and sailor of the seas

c. straight gangster

*see biddie

lookout man: "Ahoy! I think I see that Cassidy Murphy on the horizon! Plan of action sir!"

captain of pirate ship: "We don't need to be a'messin in her waters maties. Best ship out."

by ewwwwin May 17, 2011

morphadite

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

by Light Joker December 4, 2005

murphy's rule

Murphy's rule states that if one orders a mixed drink in a bar, and the remaining liquor in a bottle that is being used is exhausted in the creation of said drink, the drink is then free

That bartender just finished that liquor bottle when making that dude his drink, i guess by Murphy's rule its free.

by Longrod Von Hugendong July 30, 2007