Monday

The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.

( to Crawford ) you fuckin Monday

by Jrotch October 29, 2012

Mondays

(1) Hittin the bowl first- Being the first to smoke the weed!

Joey, it's your weed, so you can have mondays.

by Schriar September 6, 2008

Mondaying

The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.

I was totally Mondaying all day today.

I was hungover and couldn't be bothered; I just Mondayed.

by Kidsturk May 12, 2007

monday

another word for niggas because nobody likes mondays

you fuckin monday
i fuckin hate mondays

by #johnD**** February 7, 2008

Mondays

Your Average Nigger

Everbody hates Mondays

by 1230456789 July 15, 2010

monday cuppy

The tournament of kings. It features a teuchter who indulges in beastiality, a keeper who has the same refereeing capability as a dead weasel and large amount of cursing.

'Fuck! That's a pen!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'

Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'

by Garry2 February 13, 2005

Piss Up Monday

When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....

Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!

by The Barnfield Boyz. January 24, 2011