Chubby Monday

The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum

Co-worker 1: Man, you look like hell for a Tuesday! Are you gonna make it for Mardi Gras cocktails tonight?

Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!

by Sazerac February 4, 2008

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mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.

If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.

by oracle August 19, 2004

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mondayness

When everything seems to be going wrong, like on a Monday!

"This Thursday's been full of mondayness."

by BananaPancakes July 4, 2008

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monday laundering

The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.

-Brian Smith

I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!

by Economic Hitman March 21, 2016

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Ultimate Yellow Monday

A simple way to make the world a better place. Starting with beating the cliche of gloomy mondays... you know, going back to work, school, whatever. To do this, its as simple as wearing a yellow piece of clothing, to make mondays brighter.

Boy: why is everyone wearing yellow today?
Girl: uhmm hello!! today is Ultimate Yellow Monday

by cyclopz April 13, 2010

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