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Modern Teen Language

Want to understand what today's teenagers are trying to say?

Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"

2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of £/$ on them just to date them.

Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"

Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
by DuckieBoiKal October 3, 2023
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modern iDubbz

I miss iDubbz let me check him out HE INSUTLED HSI OLD FANS? modern iDubbz sucks
by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023
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ultra-modern

This ugly as hell flashlight will impress your friends with its ultra-modern design.
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Modern Family

Referring to something that a family member has done that reminds you of the show Modern Family, particularly something embarrassing or ridiculous. Shortened: MoFam
Geez Dad! You’re so Modern Family!
by Very Unique December 1, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

The most brain shatteriest head poppiest face meltiest video game to be released for any consle in the history of man.This game is going to be so awesome it explodes you head incinerates you heart and makes you crap out your own intestines.
Guy 1:Hey did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2:What?
Guy 1:It the sequal to CoD4!
Guy 2:Oh,than Waw is better than.
Guy 1 proceeds to jump on Guy 2 like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead
by roflknife567 July 30, 2009
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Modern Warfare 3

The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.
19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.

Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?

19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
by Chronotoxin December 2, 2011
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Sixth game to be released in the Call of Duty series. Set to be released November 10, 2009. Most likely will be the most kick ass game of the holiday season. Battlefield 2 and Halo fags will probably think this game will suck due to reasons such as "easyness", bad graphics, and think that the weapons have no recoil. In reality these kids played modern warfare or world at war only once and got owned in it so now think that the whole series sucks.

Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Expert gamer - I can not wait for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to come out.

Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?

Expert gamer - Why will it suck?

Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.

Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.

Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.

Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.

Noob gamer - cod still sucks
by colonelt April 10, 2009
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