mock rape

ski is gay.

i know who you are.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

mockintreff

An amphibious creature found on the island of tedualra. This creature is seen only when a 3 frogs explode simultaniously. The mockintreff is invisible to the naked eye. This creature is thought to be the cause of every happening on the island of Tedualra.The Mockintreff crops up many times in faerie tales and is said to eat children. The truth is that the Mockintreff likes nothing more than a cocker spaniel for a snack. The mockintref's true form has never been discovered (due to a shortage of explodable frogs)and all acounts of sighting this creature have been different. This is due to the mockintreff only being seen how the person expects them to look.

"There i was ploughing the field with bill my dog when a naked woman came up to me, ate bill and disapeared in a puff of dust!"

by chicken November 28, 2003

mock bottom

A fake, deceptive or mendacious show of poverty.

A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".

by Davis Matthews March 3, 2008

mockturnal

The act of staying up all night (usually drug induced) and telling others that you were sleeping.

"Bart said he slept last night, but I think he was mockturnal."

by Loinly April 18, 2008

mocklar

a word that nobody will tell kevin because it is a made up word but nobody will admit it!

kevin-"hey cool people, what does mocklar mean?"

cool people-"sorry we cant tell you because your not cool enough!"

kevin-"ok what ever, its not like i wanted to know what it means anyway..."

by KEVIN CCCCCCCCC! October 4, 2008

MOCB

MOCB is an abbreviation for a couple with something blocking them from seeing each other often. Usually by a long distance, family feud, or just simply being extremely busy. MO being one of the couples initials, and CB being the others!

Man, I hate being in an MOCB relationship.

by immissingmygirl May 19, 2009

Mocken

You would use the term mocken when someone is clearly winning the arguement. It is just to show them that you don't give a shit what they think. And it will really piss them
Off after a while.

You:Dude the sky is red

Them:No it's not

You:Mocken

by Sexy lex July 3, 2009