Carlson School of Management

A school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.

I hate Jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the Carlson School of Management.

by Hax0red May 17, 2006

Reverse Anger-Management

The kind of therapy one goes to when he/she finds that everyone hates them, typically on-sight.

"I have no idea why they hate me so much. We've never even talked."
"Maybe you need to go to reverse anger-management".
"Good idea. It's not like this is the first time it's happened".

by Haydoom July 29, 2009

Assistent To The Regional Manager

Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend

Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)

by metalowscream September 4, 2009

Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.

Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.

by Chaosmanager January 1, 2012

Nighttime Corner Managers

Pimps/Drug Dealers

Also a band

Those nighttime corner managers really know how to make their money.

by Huhuhu92 February 15, 2009

Customer Success Manager

In the SaaS subscription world, a native english speaking account manager, located in America, that went to college and understands real life. They'll actually help you with your business needs,,, as an American. Paid tools that you use at work such as HR apps, Ticketing systems, and so on include a customer success manager.

I can't log in to some cloud based software so I called my customer success manager and chewed his ass out.

by mrwaffles42069 January 30, 2018

Glorified Game manager

Glorified game managers are slightly above game manager quarterbacks with elite talent at receiver and running back while possibly also having and elite oline around them so therefore put up pretty good to elite stats. Some examples of glorified game manager quarterbacks are Jimmy goroppolo, Ryan Tannehill, Dak Prescott, and Kirk Cousins

“Tom Brady isn’t that good. 2019 proved he’s a glorified game manager at best and can’t carry a team on his back.”

“Dak Prescott isn’t good man. He’s a box score stat padder when he’s losing by 3+ scores in the 2nd half. He also had cooper Gallup ceedee zeke and his oline is elite when healthy.”

by KDisney May 18, 2021