manateetoe

Simply put, a third degree cameltoe, but this "toe" is severe beyond all reason.

Your mother smother'd me with her manateetoe last night. I didn't know what to say.

by Cooper January 5, 2005

mance-off

A dance off between 2 or more men at a club/bar

Kurtis was supposed to be my wingman but everytime we went on the dance floor he kept challenging guys to mance-offs

by Dr. Silly Penis April 6, 2009

menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

by FegelFatso November 19, 2018

Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

Broad-mance

Similiar to a "bro-mance" but with cool broads instead of douchebags.

Abby and Tara totally have a broad-mance going on.

by MissDistress April 10, 2011

Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011

HR manager

Abbreviation for Hit and Run manager. This is a guy whose aim is to have sexual intercourse with a girl without wanting anything extra between them.

1. Wilson is a big bad HRM
2. How do I become an HR manager?

by Th3R3alMafia January 3, 2019