Mac Heid

An explosion in the head as a result of working with Apple Macs. Or a build up in tension resulting in an outburst of furious anger, again after using Apple products.

It can be found in the I.T industry.

The "Heid" part is pronounced, "HEED"

He is off work today due to Mac Heid

by CombineFetish February 26, 2011

Mac Hangover

Massive headache and/or nausea as a result of drinking way too much alcohol the night before.

Man, I have a mac hangover ! I shouldn't have drunk all that alcohol

by urbanqueenofwords January 12, 2013

mac-session

to flirt or mac, for a period of time

Jan- "i just totally had a mac-session with that guy over there".

by al;sjkdfal;fjl;jk qopirqoprtwi July 28, 2012

Big Mac

Someone whos very fat, and very short e.g. looks like a big mac.
Someone who loves McDonalds and Big Macs.
Some combination of or all of the above

Did you see E. Kapusta? He's such a big mac!

by Da Khaliva March 23, 2013

Big Mac Batter

When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.

Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter

by Underskor September 21, 2015

Mac and Queasy

When you get bad stomach aches or other side affects after you eat Mac and Cheese. Not any other dairy products, however, just Mac and Cheese.

Robert suddenly started gagging while eating his Mac and Cheese at school lunch.
Harriet comes up to Robbert, worried.
"Hey, are you OK?" she asks.
"Yeah," Robbert utters, "I'm just feeling Mac and Queasy."
"I feel you, they put some strange stuff into these school meals..."

by FitzOfFury May 26, 2018

Mac owner

A useless windbage that creams his pants every time he sees a shiny metal object produced by Apple. Mac owners like to ride Steve jobs dead carcass to completion.

Mac owner: wanna head to a coffee shop and sit there staring at the google homepage for 45 minutes

by Blacksantaclauz July 8, 2018