muffles 

the monatary unit used at waffle house.

Dude, im outta muffles and i just ordered like 50 waffles!

muffles by chaosdude52 November 25, 2011

mufflerman 

A filthy man who puts mufflers on cars.

John's the mufflerman

mufflerman by Turbotom March 25, 2003

Mufflebush 

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

Mufflebush by J-baker June 14, 2016

miff muffered moof 

Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

miff muffered moof by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016

Mufflefuck

1. Two sheets fucking.

2. Something two friends make up in the early hours of the morning.

Mello: Are you denying me mufflefuck?

Near: Yes, I am denying you mufflefuck.

Mufflefuck by Raccoon Runt January 22, 2009

Mufflering 

The act of taking a pull from a vaporizer tank without use of a protective drip tip and/or top cap.

Basically putting the lips on hot metal tube and inhaling vapor.

Dude...I'm so high, I almost started mufflering my vape RDA without the top cap. My lips would have been burnt and blistered like a herpes outbreak.

Mufflering by LordFinesse78 June 7, 2018

Mufflers 

The people who try to talk to you while you have headphones in

Mufflers: *blah blah blah*
You: What did you say
Mufflers: I said could you help me clean

Mufflers by myrrealname March 14, 2019