Messineo

A breed of crazy bad ass party animals from North Jersey. Known for their drinking skills, abilities to net women, cool cars, and having a great time.

Dude I partied with Messineo last night and spent all morning hugging my toilet.

by rallyreindeer January 14, 2011

im just messing

Joking, kidding, messing around.

Hey did you see that new movie?
Your mom saw that new movie!
What?
Im just messing?
Okay

by liquidfuse September 28, 2008

Furious Messiah

When a man puts his open palms together as if he is praying, then jams them up a vagerooooo, gets angry and makes two fists while still inside the ol' ham wallet and then lifts the young lady up, mounts her on his shoulders and throws her back down real angry like so that her tinkletwat tears open all over the place and is real gross lookin so no man will ever go near her again. BUNG!

This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.

by BennyBoo6969420666183 January 16, 2007

Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS)

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.

Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).

by gyatso January 23, 2009

Massimo

Massimo is a big ass motherfucker. Massimo is a good friend but if you fuck him up he will fuck you up 10 times harder. Massimo is a person that will make you suck his dick just for fun. Massimo really enjoys cheese because he’s a big Italian. His most favorite cheese is Mozzarella so go get him some.

Oh shit here comes massimo and I don’t have any cheese for him I’m gonna have to suck his big dick.

by Bigcock123456 November 22, 2018

massive breast

massive breast soo big that it makes that holder of the breasts can't stand up

boy 1 : i feel bad for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast
boy 2 :who cares i just want to squeeze them and sleep on them

by mfmjrd November 19, 2007

Messianic Muslim

01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.

02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".

Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.

by Freak Gringo November 21, 2019