m.a.p.d.

Mothers Against Paris Driving, or any other celebrity driving a vehicle after partying.

1. Anyone who think celebrities should stay with the limos, instead of pouring themsleves behind the wheel when out partying.
2. Mothers Against Paris Driving are raising money for Lindsay Lohan's limo driver.
3.No one wants to see Paris Driving. Even if her limo driver has the night off, she can afford a fuckin' cab!
4.The M.A.P.D. will find you...

by v83image January 3, 2008

M.A.P

the grossest group of people in the world. map stands for a minor attracted person (pedophile). but if someone says that they're a map, it really means that they want a good, swift punch to the balls (or teeth).

I torched a fucking M.A.P on Reddit today.

by 9pt7urr September 17, 2020

P.M.C.S.

Preventive Maintenance, Checks and Services: the checklist of things that have to be inspected in any piece of military gear before it is considered mission capable.

Private Pyle, go PMCS that deuce-and-a-half.

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

U.M.O.P.

Uncivilized Monsters Of Poverty. Its commonly used in a derogatory fashion by "well to do" snobbish rich kids to describe those of a lower class.

"look Charles. It's those damn u.m.o.p.'s sitting on that green box again. lets go this way instead, I wouldn't want to get AIDS if one were the breathe on me. well said. indeed."

by David Cummings December 10, 2006

M.O.P.

master of pull-out. Timing it so that you pull out of her before you bust a nut.

Yo, I don't need to use a condom, I'm the M.O.P.

by chicago2212 November 7, 2006

B.A.M.F.P.P.

Bad Ass Mother F***er Piano Player. Some who is a musically talented nerd, but still super bad ass.

Damn, she wore jeans to her piano recital, what a B.A.M.F.P.P.

by AsianFather January 25, 2012

T.P.M.

Acronym: Total Pike Move

To be the definition of a Douche bag...

This guy only wears Tall Tee's and Tank Tops....T.P.M.

by Brokellar November 1, 2010