A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.
Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid
by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 10, 2019

by Ugandan Knuckles (click click) July 13, 2018

A tree that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. All-powerful, all-beautiful.
by alikitkat August 14, 2008

Charlie: "I haven't sorted my student finance yet."
Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."
Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."
by BenjinaUK October 11, 2013

Lemon demon: hello I am lemon demon on a secret account. give me your credit card information so I can make music.
Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!
Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.
Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!
Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!
Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.
Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!
by TheChalkSystem.com March 26, 2021

by eric shin August 18, 2007
