Jackson Langan

A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan

The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.

by ~Ineffable~ April 22, 2018

Lucky Lands

A bad place for looting and getting guns.

Friend: Ay b0ss lets go to Lucky Lands.
Other Friend: No wtf leave the party right now.
Friend: No.
Other Friend: Okay.

by clubpenguinplusrobloxislife May 23, 2018

liling lang

When a cow flyies away and turns into a chicken but then you realize your high and its all fake; a burnt potato

Dude my potato turned into a liling lang!! Potato

by Mr.moist February 18, 2018

Human Landslide

The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Get landscaped

To lose, and then embarrass yourself.

Having lost the election, Trump proceeded to get landscaped by Rudy’s press conference.

by Ral Pie November 20, 2020

prolific lands

Pussy, but for literature.

She kept calling him to her cabin, again and again, asking for him to further explore her prolific lands and to give her that fantastic feeling of pleasure.

by Maryus76 April 11, 2021

crimson landslide

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period while having uncontrollable diarrhea

“Hey babe let’s have sex”
“Ok but it’s gonna be a crimson landslide”

by Richard123472 December 20, 2021