by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021
Get the kitchen being fittedmug. A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.
When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
by lolafitz May 18, 2016
Get the kitchen floor resetmug. Sexual act where a woman is AC Slatering a toilet, and giving a blumpkin to a guy who is upperdecking the toilet.
Holy shit dude, I just walked into the bathroom, John and Kelly were doin some freaky ass shit.. it was a total mexican shit kitchen in there!
by darkproximity August 10, 2009
Get the Mexican Shit Kitchenmug. by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021
Get the peed the kitchen's pantsmug. by Carlo0 July 16, 2023
Get the pretty woman kitchenmug. One eye jack asked stinky and hobo Joe if they wanted to join in the soup kitchen in that brand new Tahoe. We will have a hobo soup kitchen all day.
by hobo soup kitchen April 2, 2015
Get the hobo soup kitchenmug. Kitchen table is a style of polyamory that places emphasis on family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the kitchen table for a meal.
Friend: where's hubby tonight
Me: he is out at his gf's place
Friend: you're cool with his gf?
Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
Me: he is out at his gf's place
Friend: you're cool with his gf?
Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
by Edgeofinsanity13 August 23, 2021
Get the Kitchen table polyamorymug.