helen keller

verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.

We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.

by PepperdineLex March 27, 2007

"Milkshake" by Kelis

Within the context of Kelis' 2003 song "Milkshake," milkshake is a metaphor for blowjobs. If you replace the word "milkshake" for blowjob or blowjobs it becomes clear.

"Milkshake" by Kelis ~ Verse #1

'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'

EDITED:
'My blowjobs brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'

by Chase29 November 2, 2010

kelley

The definition of sexy, hott, gorgeous, the list goes on. Is one of the best and most amazing people you will ever meet and know. Can get downn on the dance floor, or just about anywhere else. And is far from a nerd or loser.

Damn, I wish I was a kelley.

by smartzz October 16, 2008

Hellen Keller Match

On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.

Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?

Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!

by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009

Helen Keller

A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.

Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!

by jibba_my_nibba December 1, 2010

helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

by iceman marcus November 29, 2009

Hellen Keller

The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.

I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.

by endsonmonday April 11, 2011