Jewelz dictionary

A totally made up excuse for using bad grammar and/or made up words.

"Jistal" is so not a word its from your Jewelz dictionary!

by thatoneguyagainforthesecondtim February 20, 2011

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jewel bags

Scientific term: labia majora. The loose lips around a woman's vagina. Pussy lips.

Man - Julie's jewel bags needs to get cleaned every once in a while. They're getting dirty.

by the majora tom December 1, 2011

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Jewelry Day

March 20

This is the day that men traditionally buy their lady some jewelry in response to the gift that she gave him on Golf Club Day.

Erin: Did Rob get you anything for Jewelry Day?

Stephanie: Of course!! I got a nice new bracelet since I got him that hot new XBOX game on Golf Club Day.

by BigOtter April 29, 2012

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1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

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jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)

Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."

by Chi McGee February 23, 2014

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