Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games

The was really Jonathan at 2k17

by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017

Johnathan

The guy who did a muscular stretch because he couldn't afford cotton balls that one time.

Example 1
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying

Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan

Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?

Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan

by kuntigyal June 11, 2018

Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet

OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan

by Straight Lord January 29, 2019

Jonathan Bradford Wright

my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P

Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*

by thebitchofliving96 August 18, 2008

Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.

You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.

by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019

Johnathan Tuttle

A non-physical character created for an episode of M*A*S*H during the series early years. Johnathan Tuttle was fabricated by the character Hawkey during his childhood as an imaginary friend. Hawkeye used the name Jonathan Tuttle to help Trapper and himself smuggle supplies to an orphanage. Hawkey promoted Johnathan to a captain. Over the course of the episode the whole camp was lead to believe they all knew and had a cherished friendship with Captain Tuttle. The Tuttle situation got out of hand and in the end Hawkey killed off Johnny.

Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.

The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.

Person one: Where were you?
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!

"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"

by Magnificent Pagan Beast October 2, 2016

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017