1. N. When you are piping your wife or girlfriend, and everything is going well. When all of a sudden she says, "It's the 9th inning!" and you instantly blow it.
The intercourse was going well, and then she said its the 9th inning and I pulled The Kenley Jansen.
by RusselVape August 24, 2018
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The most amazing person you will ever meet has lovely eyes and kissable lips with awesome hair. You will loose your girl to him trust me.
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Get the Jared mug.A Man Or Woman Who Claims A Certain Level Of Spirituality Or Relation To Buddha In An Attempt To Hit On A Party Of The Opposite Sex.Usually This Person Can Be Seen Wearing Products Made Of Hemp And Has A Distinct Smell Of Various Scented Oils.
( Two Guys Are Sitting At A Table )
Guy 1 : How did you get her to sleep with you man?
Guy 2 : I took her to the meadow to watch birds and become one with nature, and become one with myself,ha.
Guy 3 : You are such a Jahsexual!
Guy 1 : How did you get her to sleep with you man?
Guy 2 : I took her to the meadow to watch birds and become one with nature, and become one with myself,ha.
Guy 3 : You are such a Jahsexual!
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