Jesse Ventura

former pro wresler, former Minnesota Governor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.
aka The Body, The Mind

I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.

by peaches406 March 16, 2004

Jesse

A godly man who has a goofy/quirky sense of humor. He will always pick you up when your down and pray for you at you brightest and darkest moments.

I sure wish I had a friend like Jesse.
I am so blessed to have a Jesse

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

Jemoses

contrary to what many believe Jemoses does not steal pants he is a kind and gentile man who likes pre-marital sex and gorey violence, who swims to Tokyo only after stealing bread, not pants.

I am Jemoses!

by Jemoses September 30, 2003

Jesse Stanish

Slang for a bullshit

Thats complete Jesse Stanish!

by HayleyPukekoe September 10, 2010

Jessela

I cool ass girl who's chill and funny. Just wants to have a good time, no drama.

Aye, is that Jessela?
Ya man, she chill af.

by Sickooomode October 12, 2019

Jesse Stewart

Jesse 'THICC BOI CANADIAN MAN' Stewart is a very sexy man and could steal your girl or guy with just a lick of his maple syrup. He has meaty thicc calves that makes all boys and girls hard. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT AND ALL THE GIRLS MOTHERFUCKER.

Jesse Stewart is sexy man.

by Anonymous [767] August 24, 2020

Jessa

A very outstanding,caring,sweet,crazy(at times) ,and cute.... She might look Asian but is very important to me💖 love ya jessa! Mwah!

Ahh she's so a adorable, that Jessa!

by Wolf point November 18, 2018