An affliction presenting with many of the same symptoms as traditional Asperger’s, but with the obnoxious and asshole markers turned up to 11.
While Kyle is wicked smart and a bit socially awkward, he’s really kind of a douche at the same time. I’m pretty sure he suffers from Jackassperger's. Sadly, there is no cure and we’re going to have to put him down.
by NotJerzyDream February 28, 2024
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An insult that sounds like it should be a swear word but it isn't. Because it's not a swear word, you need to compensate for it by saying fuck three times.
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by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
Get the Jackass mug.An over-da-counter med dat brings blessed relief from stress-headaches caused by all of da brainless people in yer life. Caution: use only as directed --- side-effects from overuse include YOUR becoming a clueless blithering idiot, also.
Da biggest prob wif jackasspirin is dat --- like many mind-and/or-body-altering pharmaceuticals --- it produces a largely-identical condition if a person takes too much of it as he'd experience if he wasn't taking enough; i.e., before he started poppin' pills, he was totally "out of it" due to da mind-numbing effects of da innumerable morons in his life, and now he's similarly stumblin' around in woozy med-hazed bewilderment.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now
by buffonion March 15, 2026
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Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now
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