The preferential allegiance some men show to their male friends over their female companions, and partial reason some children grow up not knowing who their father is. But that's the "ho's" fault, too, for having relations with a man with said value system. Rinse and repeat.
Ron: Hey, going to Vegas this weekend with the crew, u coming?
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
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J.G: Dawg that's some hoeshit!
J.G: Dawg that's some hoeshit!
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a name giving to someone after they have sex for money with men, "hoestink" syndrome causes genital warts, and a stench that will never go away.
Last night JoJo gave me oral sex for $2.00, I woke up today with sores all over my genitals and to the stench of hoestink.
by Joeanna Hachey December 1, 2010
Get the Hoestink mug.A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.
Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.
A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.
Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.
A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.
Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?
You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.
Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!
Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!
You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.
Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!
Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!
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Get the Hoesexual mug.Hoes mad: Noun adj.: ‘Hoes mad’ is a slang term derived from the sociocultural concept that all women who engage in ‘ loose’ or ‘slutty’ behavior (a.k.a. Thot tendencies) are perpetually in a state of unreasonable and unadulterated idiocy under pretenses which contain but are not limited to the following: Perpetuating unnecessary anger, distrust, jealousy, or pettiness, Indulging in the practice of the pseudo art known as talking behind ones backs, or ‘shit talking’ in a manner that most civilized humans find offensive, and finally; pretending to have the slightest amount of human decency in aspect of a physical, and or intimate relationship even though they clearly and unapologetically couldn’t care less about the feelings of anyone other than themselves.
Exp: John: Bro did you hear the Brittany cheated on her boyfriend with ex husband.
TonyI know man, hoes mad.
TonyI know man, hoes mad.
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