suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon

"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"

by David Montgomery the third July 22, 2017

Hose Tucker

A guy who tucks his hose and acts like a woman

Bro my friend hooked up with a hose Tucker last night.

What the fuck!

Yeah he almost killed him thinking he was a she.

by Tom at v cu Hz to October 10, 2017

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 19, 2012