closeted homophobe

a homophobe who pretends they’re not homophobic.

random person: “you’re homophobic.”

closeted homophobe: “no i’m not. how could i be if i’m friends with a gay guy? “

by imverygaydontworry March 2, 2021

homophobia

homo pho preference other than victual

His homophobia is his choice. He prefers his pho large, meaty, and spooned into him via his nethers.

by inchoative freightage December 31, 2012

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

homophobe

A guy who panics one day after catching himself thinking Brad Pitt's a good-looking guy, and is never quite right in the head after that.

Jimmy used to be a normal guy, then he saw Se7en, now he's a homophobe.

by Alex Stockwell December 4, 2007

homophobia

insecurity about heterosexuality.

Zack is such a fag, man, great to be a homophobe!

by Aston Breitling May 13, 2005

homophobic

Some one who claims they are scared of gay ppl but are really hiding their true feelings

my cuz is homophobic but i think hes really gay

by Landensmommy! December 23, 2007

homophobia

insecurity about being heterosexual. or the state of being involved with the bush administration.

On a subconscious level, it eventually became clear that his homophobia was caused by his lack in confidence concerning his own sex life, and penis.

by greenyy July 14, 2006